STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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