Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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