Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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