Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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