I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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