I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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