I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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