Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am naked and annoyed.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
