if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I enjoy the company of your penis
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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