Do vagina's smell?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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