well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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