The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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