I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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