All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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