I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so explain again why im purple
no
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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