he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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