this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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