I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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