so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
