Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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