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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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