I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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