Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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