Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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