You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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