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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I need to stop coming to work sober

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

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• (914): View more from New York

  And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

  (845): View more from New York

  I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night

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• (714): View more from California

  He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.

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