shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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