This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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