so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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