I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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