so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
nutella sex= disaster
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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