we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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