i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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