She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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