i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
