tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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