How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just found puke in my bra..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm both gender and math confused
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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