I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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