okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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