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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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