he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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