Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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