I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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