I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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