Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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