No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.