i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head