Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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