dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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