I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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