He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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