Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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